Feelin' the Heat

Based God, can you help the Heat?! No one else can.

Swag.
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The Real Housewives of Civil Rights

This is awesome. Aaaaaand Wayne Brady guest stars.

I wish they did more with Winnie Mandela though.
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Everybody Know That Justin Bieber is My Cousin

Duh Based God, we all obviously knew that.

Lil B The Based God for your listening pleasure... or not. Depends. I don't exactly love listening to Lil B for his lyrical content but I do like his music. For my friends who may read this, this is a new development. I feel as if I can just chill and listen to his music and dance and act a fool. It's relaxing to put him on a playlist with Wiz, J. Cole, Joell and other lyric heavy rappers. Because as much as I love being a Colored Scholar, sometimes we need to put the books down and do the Lil B Cooking Dance, "yaknawhaimean"?

Swag! Swag! Swag!
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The McBain Movie

Have you ever watch the Simpsons watch TV? If they were watching a movie, it was probably a McBain movie. McBain is something like their James Bond with a Lethal Weapon feel, since he's a cop. Someone took the time to put together some McBain clips that form into an actually story line. Those Simpson creators are genius.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

There's a lot more blood than I ever remember from the Simpsons buuuuut I like it.

Kevin Hart's Chocolate Drop

Kevin Hart is as funny and as relevant as any hilarious comedian these days. Whether he's doing a stand up routine, a viral video of him hosting P. Diddy's album release party while a video vixen-type's hair is caught on fire or creating a rapping alter ego, he remains on our minds. Speaking of rapping alter egos, here is the street DVD intro to the one and only Chocolate Drop.

"Buttersworth, b*****s!"

Waka Flacka is Trying to Ruin Hip Hop, Actually

I finally have evidence! Waka Flacka is bad for you... at least, he's bad for your music.

This is a video that he has with an Oklahoma City artist named Privaledge. This cat seems to be sponsored by players on the Thunder or something; Kevin Durant, James Harden and two other easily forgettable players are in the studio with Waka and this other cat. The problem comes when Waka decides to give advice to the newer cat.

Yeah, Waka Flacka isn't exactly a Dr. Phil. And maybe I'd take advice from the guy about where to get braids or how to get a southern accent when you're from Philly but I refuse to ask his advice about anything musical! Never!

He drops knowledge with these few quotables: "Do 12, never do 16" telling his mentee to never do a complete conventional verse because the crowd doesn't want that (BUT WE DO, WAKA, BUT WE DO!) and "Lyricism is not working"... huh? Could have fooled me about that whole lyricism thing, Waka. Maybe you're right though... maybe I just want to hear you yell your name.

-_-

P.S. World Star Hip Hop is obviously back up. I'm on the wall about that news; this video is one of the reasons that I'm not ecstatic about it returning.

Dominican Spider-Man?!

Racial humor entices me.

This is not even that funny but the attempt to be funny and corny, makes it great... And the people across the street watching this being filmed who are so confused, also make this great.

In the name of Wyclef, watch this:

SOCKS!!!!!!!

ANYBODY CAN BE BEAT!!!

My Jets decided to take out the 'best' team in the league over this past weekend.

Bart Scott speaks for himself.

Vin Khalifa - Black and Guido

Vinny from MTV's Jersey Shore decides to do his thing to Wiz Khalifa's Black and Yellow. Mind you, this is a joke as stated in the video's info... however, no one can do wrong on this beat and I appreciate Vinny's effort. (Stole this from my home girl Nina!) Enjoy!



And btw, I love the Jersey Shore and if you don't, you're just lying to yourself. Stop fronting, it's not cute.

Danny Woodhead Gets Played

My boy Anweezy told me about this a few days ago but I didn't know that there was video of it... and I didn't know that it was an undercover job.

I mean, the only reason I know what he looks like is that I looked him up after going to a Jets preseason game last year where he bounced off Eagles defenders over and over again.

As I am a Jets fan and hate the Patriots with everything I'm made of, it's hard for me to admit that Danny Woodhead is one of my favorites. If I were in that store I would have definitely purchased that Jersey and had him sign it. He'll be around for a minute.

The Funniest and Cutest Thing

...You'll see until next year, at least! That is if you don't find yourself hanging around yours truly! Oh yeah! You see what I did there...

This kid is like the second coming of Creflo Dollar.

Lebron Sucks

I've always thought that LeBron sucks, well, at least after his first year but then again, I'm just a hater in general. I was all for him succeeding when no one else thought that he would live up to the hype surrounding him! And then he did and he created his own I'm-famous-and-really-good-at-basketball-so-I-can-be-a-dick persona that I didn't really approve of... so yeah. He sucks. I'm just glad that there's a whole city that agrees with me now!

This pic is from his pregame ritual of chalking his hands and tossing it up in the air at the scorer's table. It's special because it's the first time he's doing it in an away jersey in Cleveland.


If yo look closely enough at the picture, I've gone ahead and highlighted some things for you (I'm such a nice guy... mostly when it comes to hating on LBJ).

Outlined in red, you can see in this shot that there were at least 6 individuals who decided that flipping LBJ off would be in their best interests.

Outlined in cyan (yes, I know my colors and so what if cyan is a spring color and no, I'm not gay. ugh.) you can see the one civilized hater who decided to just give LeBron the thumbs down... as if to say, "Mr. James, I wholeheartedly disagree with your life choices! I deplore you!"

Outlined in green is a woman with a LeBron Heat jersey on. Over his name "James", it wittingly reads "LeQuit". Next to her, her friend is pointing at the jersey, as if to say "Hey buddy, check this out. Why don't cha?!" (Do they talk like that in Cleveland? I based that voice off of Bobby's mom* from Bobby's World. I have no clue where they are actually from in that show.)

Lastly and yes, the least important, we have Carlos Arroyo outlined in white. No one cares about him at all and he starts on the Heat. At least he's not Joel Anthony though... no one cares about him AND he sucks in general at basketball.

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Conan, I'm so Glad You're Back

no words.

(Update: In case the video doesn't work for you, which it seems to not be, use this link!)

none.

No Smiling Allowed

So on Monday night as Monday Night Football's national audience viewed the game, Arizona Cardinals' Quarterback Derek Anderson was found on the sidelines smiling as his* team was getting trounced by the San Francisco 49ers to the tune of 27 to 6. Many found this unsettling (well pretty much everybody who has ever cared about winning) including someone in the post game press conference who had the balls to ask him about it. To say the least, it didn't go well.

As a friend told me, it will one day make a great Coors Light commercial. For now, I guess we got to settle for Dwight Howard's impersonation of Anderson.

(Here's the link to Dwight's video since Blogger hates me and refuses to allow me to put up this video. Waaaaaaaaack)

Will Howard get any flack for this? Derek Anderson didn't have a personality until this past Monday night but will he find a way to hit Howard back? I guess it would be helpful for him to hit an open receiver or not get hit as much first.

*His job only because two other QBs were deemed unacceptable by the Cardinals after losing top tier QB Kurt Warner to retirement.

The Rent is Too Damn High

Agreed.

The rent is too damn high. Poor people need a party in this world and the democrats aren't speaking to poor people. This guy is on to something.. though, he and his political party may need to start playing politics to get anywhere.



He's not gonna be our next governor here in New York City but I hope the party is real and gets somewhere, it would be awesome for mankind in general. Bravo, The Rent is Too Damn High man.

You may also be my next Halloween costume, as the holiday approaches and my idea pool is draining...

LeBron, I'm Sorry

LBJ, I'd just like to apologize for you losing the NBA Finals for the second time in your career. It's just not fair! You're great and you put on a show the entire season to (most likely) earn another MVP award but... the Mavericks obviously want the title the most!

Actualy, that's not true. The Bucks want the title the most; they just don't have the neccesary talent. Your boy Jamario Moon seems like he is excited though! The rest of y'all are probably gonna have to elevate your swag if you want to at least make it to the finals. I got y'all going through to lose to the Mavs but the Hawks/Magic might take issue with that so be weary.

Oh, one more thing Bron Bron... you owe me dinner and a Yankee game when you're a Net next season! It's been too long! I know it's the playoffs and whatnot but you could at least answer a brother's phone calls! Just say "J, you caught me at a bad time! I'm bout to throw it on Brad Miller's face!" I, of all people, understand casualties in greatness!

Old Spice is Trippin'

I mean that in the best way possible: http://www.youtube.com/user/oldspice

These videos are killing me. Terry Crews is hilarious. He's like the second coming of Leroy Smith, who if you don't know, you're late and you should handle that void in your life. smh.