Thursday, March 10, 2011

Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes

I just applied to be Charlie Sheen's Social Media Intern because duh, that job sounds awesome. Charlie and I agree on a lot of very important things like how "All green things must die".



This guy doesn't need help. He just needs a venue to promote himself... and maybe to not let his kids see him do all of this. That being said, we are all casualties of this man's greatness.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

I Have Sex

Oh, illustrious University which granted me an overpriced degree, your students have done something outstanding... even due to your continuous draining of their bank accounts.



Please pass the video around.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Feelin' the Heat


Based God, can you help the Heat?! No one else can.

Swag.