Finally, greatness has been acknowledged! The many interviewers who had the pleasure of conversing with yours truly, have been teasing with me for much too long!
I have been offered an opportunity that has tempted me to leave my (f)unemployment status. It was a hard decision but I think I am making the right one by deciding to begin doing more than the usual nothing. Hence, this is difficult to say but there will be a lot less of really fun things like: runs in the park with your DJ's favorite DJ, pumping iron to get rid of my enormous amounts of body flab, making parody songs for national holidays, museum trips with my long lost sister, lunches in midtown with many a friend.
Woe is my new life of doing stuff other people tell me to do, showing up on time, grooming myself and working for a paycheck. I must find a way to survive in this concrete jungle of despair. If you have any suggestions, I would love to hear them. Please comment below and explain to me how this employment thing works. It's been too long for me. Friday the 30th is the supposed beginning of my new opportunity so please do your best to help me out before then. It's been longer than 6 months since I could feel fear the same way as the masses.
Unemployment has made me fearless and has therefore opened my mind to all sorts of possibilities in life. I think I'll refer to it as a heavily disguised blessing. I hope that one day I will be able to sufficiently explain this period of my life to my children, hoping that instead of having to deal with the pain involved that they can simply take my learned lessons from my experience and use it to grow. If I could do that, then this blog has served it's purpose.
If not, then hopefully I was at least funny and made someone laugh.
Unemployment, with both utter happiness, complete gratitude and many somber feelings, I declare you a casualty of greatness.
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